What the hell are the "rules" for dating?

I believe that here and maybe everywhere there are rules on how to date?

What you should or shouldn't do on this one or that one.. I don't get it. The one officially licensed date that I went on she jumped me! That doesn't sound like what I've heard happen, or maybe it was a fluke occurance. *grin*

Anyway as you by now know I'm off camping this weekend, and I think there is something going on behind the scenes and I don't want to be caught unawares.. Hang on I've just realised that this is the information age! What's the point of asking everyone stuff that'll make ya look stupid when you can simply look in Google!

brb.