Lumps, drunks and beer girls
Ahh that's better!
Just got my music back. I think I may have been running 2cool4radio too much and "they" may have blocked it. Bastards. Of course, if it was my responsibility to reduce the drain on the network I would disable all streaming media. Except when used on my port of course! *grin*
Sorry I could be a tad vague this morning. Why? Well it goes like this..
When I came in this morning, I was jumped. It took me a hour to get my mail open for starters. Everyone wanted to say "hi" Wtf?! Oh and the sexy neighbor was outside in her bathrobe again! (*shudder*) Of course so was the new bloke.. Sure that'll last!
Sorry, so while golfing on Saturday it would appear that I was bitten by something large and nasty. No it wasn't the beer girl - unfortunately! - but probably a bee or something. Anyway I have this huge lump on my elbow, it's about the size of my palm! *grin* This caused some consternation amongst the women of the office. Not as much as the strange leaky lumpy sores on the other forearm however. All they kept saying was "Holy Crap! Don’t touch anything!" "Wear gloves!" "That's poison XXXX" (replace the XXXX with some kind of nasty plant). Suddenly I'm thinkin', "Oh crap, why did I have to watch so very many naughty moves yesterday?" The answer is of course "you let the beer girl slip through your drunken fingers!" and "You didn't go out on Saturday night! Ass." That last was a bit harsh I thought.
Wow I'm feelin' a tad strange. Maybe the Benydrll they forced me to eat has kicked in..
Going home.. Finding it hard to see.
Just got my music back. I think I may have been running 2cool4radio too much and "they" may have blocked it. Bastards. Of course, if it was my responsibility to reduce the drain on the network I would disable all streaming media. Except when used on my port of course! *grin*
Sorry I could be a tad vague this morning. Why? Well it goes like this..
When I came in this morning, I was jumped. It took me a hour to get my mail open for starters. Everyone wanted to say "hi" Wtf?! Oh and the sexy neighbor was outside in her bathrobe again! (*shudder*) Of course so was the new bloke.. Sure that'll last!
Sorry, so while golfing on Saturday it would appear that I was bitten by something large and nasty. No it wasn't the beer girl - unfortunately! - but probably a bee or something. Anyway I have this huge lump on my elbow, it's about the size of my palm! *grin* This caused some consternation amongst the women of the office. Not as much as the strange leaky lumpy sores on the other forearm however. All they kept saying was "Holy Crap! Don’t touch anything!" "Wear gloves!" "That's poison XXXX" (replace the XXXX with some kind of nasty plant). Suddenly I'm thinkin', "Oh crap, why did I have to watch so very many naughty moves yesterday?" The answer is of course "you let the beer girl slip through your drunken fingers!" and "You didn't go out on Saturday night! Ass." That last was a bit harsh I thought.
Wow I'm feelin' a tad strange. Maybe the Benydrll they forced me to eat has kicked in..
Going home.. Finding it hard to see.
posted by Krave at 10:27
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