Grillin' is ace!
OK, it's what 10pm? *grin*
I have just discovered the amazing feelin' of smelling of smoked meat! *grin* I'm actually snickering as I sit hear watching Monster House on Tivo. God I love Tivo! I love my monster grill.. click Here for the picture :)
Those whom I spoke to today who may be reading this may be saying to themselves, "Hang on Mr. Freakin' Nicotine. Didn't you tell me just this morning that you were intimedated by the "monster grill"?" (another pic incase ya missed the first one)
Well yes I was intemidated but just like the golf course before the first shot. It all came into focus after the first beer, when I came home from the store with my slightly oniony burgers, buns, tin foil and ketchup.
I left it on so I was crapping my pants while I was standing in the slowest line. The oldest women in Old Town (where I bought a house. It's FULL of middle to old people from Central/Eastern Europe) was at the front of the line, I swear she must have been 90 if she was a day, and she must have been shopping for the entire year, then she couldn't find her cash, then when that venerable personage had moved out of the freakin' way, this couple with two freakin' carts!!
To make it worse the guy is anal retentive and has his check book, two inch wad of coupons - do you have any idea how much I hate coupons? I fuckin' hate coupons, yes Mr. Anal boy you may save 50 cents on a roll of toilet roll but how much did you have to spend on booklets to get that saving? Oh? It was from the paper? How much did that freakin' cost ya then!! Sheesh..
So I finally get through and I'm thinkin' that the house may have burned down while I was away.. No faith in the Beast, like it would burst into flame - simply because I built it..
When I got home chucked those bugers on, left em for 7 - 8 minutes, whipped em over and same again, dropped on the cheesey loveliness, hummm :) Priceless ;)
I think something bit me while I was campin', now that I can lie on my side again, the whole side of my face has swelled up like a bug bite, of course it could be a monsterous zip.. Nah I'm too freakin' old for zits! *grin*
I have just discovered the amazing feelin' of smelling of smoked meat! *grin* I'm actually snickering as I sit hear watching Monster House on Tivo. God I love Tivo! I love my monster grill.. click Here for the picture :)
Those whom I spoke to today who may be reading this may be saying to themselves, "Hang on Mr. Freakin' Nicotine. Didn't you tell me just this morning that you were intimedated by the "monster grill"?" (another pic incase ya missed the first one)
Well yes I was intemidated but just like the golf course before the first shot. It all came into focus after the first beer, when I came home from the store with my slightly oniony burgers, buns, tin foil and ketchup.
I left it on so I was crapping my pants while I was standing in the slowest line. The oldest women in Old Town (where I bought a house. It's FULL of middle to old people from Central/Eastern Europe) was at the front of the line, I swear she must have been 90 if she was a day, and she must have been shopping for the entire year, then she couldn't find her cash, then when that venerable personage had moved out of the freakin' way, this couple with two freakin' carts!!
To make it worse the guy is anal retentive and has his check book, two inch wad of coupons - do you have any idea how much I hate coupons? I fuckin' hate coupons, yes Mr. Anal boy you may save 50 cents on a roll of toilet roll but how much did you have to spend on booklets to get that saving? Oh? It was from the paper? How much did that freakin' cost ya then!! Sheesh..
So I finally get through and I'm thinkin' that the house may have burned down while I was away.. No faith in the Beast, like it would burst into flame - simply because I built it..
When I got home chucked those bugers on, left em for 7 - 8 minutes, whipped em over and same again, dropped on the cheesey loveliness, hummm :) Priceless ;)
I think something bit me while I was campin', now that I can lie on my side again, the whole side of my face has swelled up like a bug bite, of course it could be a monsterous zip.. Nah I'm too freakin' old for zits! *grin*
posted by Krave at 22:00
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