Poop I'm back

Why is it that when I come back into the office after travel, it seems so very small and colloquial? (Holy Crap I spelt it right the first time!)  No that’s not right.  It’s simply depressing.  There’s no work and everyone (else) is worried about getting fired.

Truth to tell I couldn’t really give a crap, I’d be quite happy at this moment just to bugger off somewhere and not look back.  Perhaps it’s just the “grass is greener”.  Aye that wouldn’t surprise me!