Those bastard hotel mirrors
11:30 and all is quite.
While I’m waiting for the next deadline, let me tell you of the horrifying things that I remembered when I got out of the shower.
The mirrors in hotels are the most unforgiving bastards you will ever meet. I think it must be the massive amounts of lighting. For some reason when I’m at home and I happen to catch site of myself nekid, I suck my shit in and I can convince myself that I’ve not put on that much weight since I stopped smoking!
Ugh-huh. Then the reflection in the hotel mirror. *shudder* Bright glaring light highlighting every imperfection and holy mother of God, how can my stomach be that distended without bursting out like they do in the Alien movies?!
I remember now why I start smoking again after ten months of hell. I can’t handle how very large I get when I stop smoking. I’m as large as a small house! Bloody Hotel mirrors!
I’m not going to start again. I just hope the kids don’t turn round to me and say holy crap Dad you look like a small house!
While I’m waiting for the next deadline, let me tell you of the horrifying things that I remembered when I got out of the shower.
The mirrors in hotels are the most unforgiving bastards you will ever meet. I think it must be the massive amounts of lighting. For some reason when I’m at home and I happen to catch site of myself nekid, I suck my shit in and I can convince myself that I’ve not put on that much weight since I stopped smoking!
Ugh-huh. Then the reflection in the hotel mirror. *shudder* Bright glaring light highlighting every imperfection and holy mother of God, how can my stomach be that distended without bursting out like they do in the Alien movies?!
I remember now why I start smoking again after ten months of hell. I can’t handle how very large I get when I stop smoking. I’m as large as a small house! Bloody Hotel mirrors!
I’m not going to start again. I just hope the kids don’t turn round to me and say holy crap Dad you look like a small house!
posted by Krave at 01:37
2 Comments:
You many not be happy with your body right now, but at least you can take comfort in the fact that you could make over 800 hundred a month.
I'm sure you will return to your normal weight once things have leveled out for you.
3-way mirrors in changerooms are the bane of my existence
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