How's it going? The song sums it up.

when you're sitting in your class
and it's blowing out your ass
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're looking at a movie
and out comes a poopie.
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you think it's just a poop
but it comes out like soup
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're playing with your pet
and your butt is moist and wet
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're playing in the park
and you're seeing something dark
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're rolling' like a tire
cuz your intestines are on fire
diarrhea, diarrhea

when the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon
diarrhea, diarrhea

toilet paper you need to gather
cuz your butt worked up a lather
diarrhea, diarrhea

you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think your friends are jokin'
but your pants are brown and soakin'
diarrhea, diarrhea

you don't feel like a winner
when your butt blows out your dinner
diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to shout
as it keeps on dripping out
diarrhea, diarrhea

you're sitting on the pot
cuz it's coming out a lot
diarrhea, diarrhea

it's sounds just like a horn
as your butt pops out some corn
diarrhea, diarrhea
heyou:
you're there in the huddle
and you're standing in a puddle
diarrhea, diarrhea
you just made a tackle
and it splattered out like spackle
diarrhea, diarrhea

you're going out for a pass
and it blows right out your ass
diarrhea, diarrhea

it's really flowing loose
like it's running through a goose
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're shopping at the store
and it's dripping on the floor
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you eat an extra cherry
and your belly's feeling scary
diarrhea, diarrhea

you're acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool
diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to play
but your butt begins to spray
diarrhea, diarrhea

you know you're having trouble
when your butt begins to bubble
diarrhea, diarrhea

that's the way it goes
when your butt thinks it's a hose
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're feeling kinda funky
cuz your butt is kinda skunky
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think you hear it raining
perhaps your butt is draining
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're swimming in a pool
and you leave a trail of stool
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach's really hurting
and your butt it starts a squirting
diarrhea, diarrhea

if your running really fast
cuz it's squirting out your ass
diarrhea, diarrhea

if your butt's about to spew
and there's nothing you can do
diarrhea, diarrhea

your stomach's feeling wavy
while your butt is making gravy
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you feel you need to scream
cuz your butt spews out a cream
diarrhea, diarrhea

if your fun begins to fizzle
cuz you feel it start to drizzle
diarrhea, diarrhea

you think you're gonna fart
but you blow your pants apart
diarrhea, diarrhea

what you thought was just a fart
just made your pants a work of art
diarrhea, diarrhea kurlee

I was sitting in a tree
and it trickled down my knee
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you find a peanut on your pinky
and your finger's kinda stinky
diarrhea, diarrhea PooPDaddY

I can tell by the smell
your not feeling very well
diarrhea, diarrhea PooPDaddY

it's when you strain to hear the words
and the whole theater hears your turds
diarrhea, diarrhea lbh

it's when you're foamin' at the ass
but you're just laughin' from the grass
diarrhea, diarrhea lbh

when you weed and feed your grass
with liquid fertilizer ass
diarrhea, diarrhea lbh

you try to hold your breath
as you're leaking liquid death
diarrhea, diarrhea

Just when you think its gonna stop
you gotta run and get a mop
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're running in a race
and something splatters in your face
someone else's diarrhea, diarrhea

When your stool is kinda loose
Just like grass goin thru a goose
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you eat at pizza hut
and your ass just won't stay shut
diarrhea, diarrhea l.c.s.

when it hits you in a flash
and you make a gooey splash
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're feeling kinda sick
and you need a toilet quick
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into first
and you feel something burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into second
and you feel something beckon
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into third
and you feel a little turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into home
and you feel a burst of foam
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're driving down the road
and you gotta drop a load
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're driving in your chevy
and you feel something heavy
diarrhea, diarrhea

some people think it's funny
but it's really hot and runny
diarrhea, diarrhea

no pain, no strain,
just sit and let it drain
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you think you've got to fart,
but your butt shoots out a dart
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're climbing up the ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you wake up in the morning
and your pants are overflowing
diarrhea, diarrhea meg

when your doing hula hoop
and you squirt a squishy poop
diarrhea, diarrhea Mark G.

When you start to squeeze your cheeks,
And out your butt it leaks
diarrhea, diarrhea Aaron

when you're eating tasty nachos
and your pants become gazpacho
diarrhea, diarrhea ron

Some people think it's gross
but it's really good on toast
diarrhea, diarrhea Montezuma

When you're playing "pull my finger"
And your butt lets out a zinger
diarrhea, diarrhea Raphael C.
When most of what you excrete
Hits the bottom of the seat
diarrhea, diarrhea Raphael C.

When you're dinner party's spoiled
'Cause your pants you just have soiled
diarrhea, diarrhea Raphael C.

When you think it's solid poop
But it feels like Chunky® Soup
diarrhea, diarrhea Raphael C.

You know it's going to hurt
With each painful, burning squirt
diarrhea, diarrhea Raphael C.

When you feel like you're in labor
And you need three rolls of toilet paper
diarrhea, diarrhea Raphael C.

When you spread apart your tushy
and it comes out brown and mushy
diarrhea, diarrhea Libby C.

When you feel the tide a'mountin'
then it's gushing like a fountain
diarrhea, diarrhea Libby C.

When your pants smell like shit
and you don't think you can sit
diarrhea, diarrhea bob

when you start your flirting
and your ass starts a squirting
diarrhea, diarrhea

When your going down the slide
and You feel SOMETHING glide
diarrhea, diarrhea

You just thought you'd bend down
And now the wall is brown
diarrhea, diarrhea Chadly

When all you've done is fastin'
And your ass is still a-blastin'
diarrhea, diarrhea Chadly

When your surfin' on the 'net
And your chair gets hot and wet
diarrhea, diarrhea Chadly

When your drivin' in your Dodge
And your bowels start to dislodge
diarrhea, diarrhea Chadly

You make a nasty frown
As your jeans are turnin' brown
diarrhea, diarrhea Chadly

you really get annoyed
cuz it's hell on hemmorhoids
diarrhea, diarrhea Chadly

Just relaxin' in the pool
Then your butt begins to drool
diarrhea, diarrhea Chadly

when you are driving your hog
and you drop a big log
diarrhea, diarrhea bigjohn