Weddings, 6 months without cheating, and scaly testis.

First off, the wedding was good.  The Brother freaked out a bit just before the ceremony, but apart from that it was a really nice wedding.  Spent most of the week in bed.  Not because I was ill, or at least not self inflicted ill, but just cos I could.   The fact that I didn't take any kind of electronic devices with me was also nice.  The

I've just reached the 6 month mark of not smoking whoo-hoo!  Still haven't cheated.  A lit cigarette hasn't touched my lips in all that time!

So how strange is this then.  Surly and I were out on Saturday night in Oldsville, can't afford to drink in Hipsville anymore, it's too expensive.  $100 per night at least and a ten, fifteen minute drive to get home.  Compared to $40 and a ten minute walk.   There's no comparison.  Of course there's nowhere to really play darts, but what the hell.  Anyway were sittin' there minding our business, when this girl comes over.  She used to work at the bar, but quit a week after the first time I went in.  She comes in though every now and then.  Anyway were chatting and she's saying stuff like "that's why I like you" this and that.  Then all of a sudden she goes quite, goes off to the bathroom.  When she comes back she sits with her back to us and eventually leaves without saying bye.  She even goes out the back door!  What the hell is that then?!

Of course me and Surly were snickering about it then we went to the redneck bar and the Bird was working again.  *shudder*  Lovely.  Such a shame that I've banned bar staff from my dating pool.  Why?  Cos the all the times I've gone out with bartenders and bar staff - I'm having flashbacks like they do on the movies - it's always ended horribly.  Roxy was simply the last in a long line.

Oh speaking of my reticent (haven't done this for a while :)  http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=reticent) X she called on Saturday night.  Called her back on Sunday when all my various broken and miserable bits were back where there supposed to be.  Like my stomach and my brain.  Still not heard back.  I wonder if she needs a Krave-humour-best listener in all the world-fix.  What ever.  I won't hear from her now until at least Wednesday since she will be out and about with the scaly one.  *shudder*  Flash back to a very nasty conversation about scaly testis, and elephantitis (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=elephantitis) very disturbing.