What a bloody day, it's all good though! *grin*

What a bloody day.
Edicts coming down from on high, mountains of paperwork littered my desk, strange requests from the Eldest.

I was going to write a huge pithy entry.  Instead you got this:

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Eldest -  says:
hey can i get my tongue pierced cos mum says no!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Hell no!  Speak to Creature Teacher first for some stories..
Eldest -  says:
y not!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Now, be careful with the tone!  *grin*
Eldest -  says:
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Eldest -  says:
i rlly wanna g it done!!!!!!!
Eldest -  says:
*get
Krave, the patient father -says:
I'm told that things like to grow where it's dark and moist..  *shudder*
Elest the un-pierced -says:
please!
Elest the un-pierced -says:
like i sed 2 mum, if u say no now ill jst go n get it done wen im 16! i dnt need an adult then!
Krave, the patient father -says:
*snicker*  Good luck with that.  I can see you now living under a bridge..
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
yeh they already told me id hav 2 move out if i did
Eldest the un-pierced -says:

Krave, the patient father -says:
Poor baby  
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
pretty please?!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
mum sed if grandad syas yes i can get it done...Like thats ever gonna happen!
Krave, the patient father -says:
lol, why d'ya think she said it?!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:

Eldest the un-pierced -says:
i mean it! im gonna get it done when im 16!!!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Yes dear.
Krave, the patient father -says:
*snicker*
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
but if ya gave me permission it would be even better!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Until ya mother got a hold of me, or even worse, my wallet!  *grin*
Krave, the patient father -says:
Patience darlin..  
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
but ive waited 4 ages!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
the thing i want looks so kl!
Krave, the patient father -says:
define ages..
Krave, the patient father -says:
Get a clip on!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
a month or 2
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
no cos evry1 wld no it wsnt real!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Yeah that's ages alright!  lol
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
it is 4 me
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
its over 5 months till my birthday tho, in total thats 6 months!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Have you been stamping your foot and stuff in frustration?
Krave, the patient father -says:
Ugh-huh
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
not yet, but ive been wining
Krave, the patient father -says:
lol
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
whining
Krave, the patient father -says:
rofl
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
the voice has been going higher
Krave, the patient father -says:
Oh dear I may have to post this..
Eldest the un-pierced -says:

Eldest the un-pierced -says:
ill give u permission 2 blog about me if u give me permission 2 get pierced!
Krave, the patient father -says:
You really are too funny.  I had water come out of my nose that time!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:

Krave, the patient father -says:
What happened to just getting your ears done?  I know.  Mods are cool and all that but still!  We had to wait til we were 18!  That's messed up that is!

Eldest the un-pierced -says:
i dnt like ear piercings, sounds rlly sore  id rather get sumthin else pierced tbh!
Krave, the patient father -says:
What?!  Ya think it's gonna be any less painful?!  Ya wuss! lol
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
nah i jst dnt like ear piercings, they freak me out
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
the only reason i hav earings in is cos there stretched!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Please!  Your killing me!  I have a stitch now!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
im jst bein honest
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
ppl will be lookin over their cubicals 2 check on ya in a minute
Krave, the patient father -says:
It's all good, your just making me laugh too hard is all.
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
gdgd
Krave, the patient father -says:
Indeed, if it wasn't 70 degrees out and past 4   There all off playing golf!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
not out gettin piercings?
Krave, the patient father -says:
Unlikely, although they're all over 18 so they can do as they please   Oops!  That's right your not!  Sorry about that..  *grin*
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
stop it!!!!
Krave, the patient father -says:
lol
Krave, the patient father -says:
See there you go again!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
Grrr i jst want a piercing!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
ya wont even see it! its in my mouth ffs!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Why not get one between you toes instead?  That way you can actually watch the nasties growing in the piercing!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
euwww thats gross!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
it will shut me up 4 a few days! my mum kinda liked that idea
Krave, the patient father -says:
lol
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
this is wot my m8 bob thinks
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
Babbens :: says:
so u been up to much?
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
nope, jst begging
Babbens :: says:
?
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
my mum, paul and now my dad 2 let me get pierced  
Babbens :: says:
lol
Babbens :: says:
aha
Babbens :: says:
u see
Babbens :: says:
i have beaten u to it
Babbens :: says:
i have spread bobism
Babbens :: says:
to the maybury family
Babbens :: says:
all i need to do is convert the corrupt child

Eldest the un-pierced -says:
and now my frienHow could this be done, By such a smiling sweetheart. says:
so tell him, well, il become a hooker... get money for it that way... and when im 16 il get it AND il get my eyebrow AND nose AND staple... etc...
d katey

Krave, the patient father -says:
I think I need to have a quite word with your little friends.
Krave, the patient father -says:
No.  I have a better idea
Krave, the patient father -says:
I'll just drop a line to your Grandad..
Eldest the un-pierced -says:

Eldest the un-pierced -says:
ill jst hav 2 convince him 2 then wont i!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Yeah!  Good luck with that!  Ask ya mum how he reacted to her "tame" piercings!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
if u give me permission tho he wont b able 2 get you! i can survive in a tent! mum has a front door she can lock!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
ure safe!
Krave, the patient father -says:
SUUUURRREEEEE I am!  He knows where I live!  He has lots of money and lot so of friends!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:

Krave, the patient father -says:
Exactl
Krave, the patient father -says:
Exactly
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
ya can come n live with me in my tent if ya want  wiv my new piercing
Krave, the patient father -says:
*grin*
Krave, the patient father -says:
No comment
Eldest the un-pierced -says:

Eldest the un-pierced -says:
please?
Krave, the patient father -says:
Don't take a hint do ya.  So here ya go.  Nope, no, no-way.'
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
how not! i need a reason other than grandad!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Shit!  No ya don't believe me!  Just ask him if you don't believe me!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
i believe ya but i need a reason!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
i rlllllly dnt take a hint!
Krave, the patient father -says:
Missed a comma in there somewhere, should have read
Shit!  No ya don't, belive me!  Just ask him if you don't believe me!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
ah i c
Krave, the patient father -says:
*grin*  Night darlin'.  Luv ya.
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
one more time! prettttttttty please?!
Krave, the patient father -says:
*snort*  MORE bloody water!
Eldest the un-pierced -says:
if thats wot it takes!
Krave, the patient father -says:
It's not but nice try
Eldest the un-pierced -says:

Sick Spasmoid From Outer Space says:
right g2g now, mail me if ya change ure mind
Steve E. says:
lol